DOG found a pile of garbage, and, as dogs like to do, he rolled around in it. This means that he is so stinky that George could smell him from a mile away. Now, just because someone is stinky, that does not mean that he is any less valuable or less of a good person, but grooming is very important to self esteem, because it not only teaches you to take good care of yourself, it also teaches others that they need to take good care of you. So take some time to follow good grooming habits, and you may find your self esteem following suit!
Remember: Be like cat. Be good to self.